ANAK: 'Tay, anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!
Mr. 1: Wow, first year wedding anniversary niyo na, anong gift mo sa Misis mo.
Mr. 2: Dadalhin ko siya sa Africa!
Mr. 1: Sarap naman, eh next year ano naman ang gift mo?
Mr. 2: Kukunin ko siya pabalik!!!
What would happen if you have a wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden chair and a wooden engine? It wooden start!!!
1. Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo? - Kasi bilang na ang araw niya.
Eh bakit masuwerte naman ang kalendaryo? - Dahil marami siyang date.
2. How should COFFEE and your BOYFRIEND be alike?
1) He has to be rich
2) He has to be hot
3) He has to keep you up all night!
3. HUSBAND: Dear pinakita ko ang mga puting buhok ko sa dibdib, approved agad ang SSS pension ko.
WIFE: Pinakita mo na rin sana ang bird mo para may dagdag - disability benefits.
Let us join hands in saving Mother Earth
by: Camilo G. Garay, CPA
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
Global Warming is Really Happening
Funny pictures about global warming. Just for laughs but if we do not act responsibly, these can be real.
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