ANAK: 'Tay, anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!
Mr. 1: Wow, first year wedding anniversary niyo na, anong gift mo sa Misis mo.
Mr. 2: Dadalhin ko siya sa Africa!
Mr. 1: Sarap naman, eh next year ano naman ang gift mo?
Mr. 2: Kukunin ko siya pabalik!!!
What would happen if you have a wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden chair and a wooden engine? It wooden start!!!
1. Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo? - Kasi bilang na ang araw niya.
Eh bakit masuwerte naman ang kalendaryo? - Dahil marami siyang date.
2. How should COFFEE and your BOYFRIEND be alike?
1) He has to be rich
2) He has to be hot
3) He has to keep you up all night!
3. HUSBAND: Dear pinakita ko ang mga puting buhok ko sa dibdib, approved agad ang SSS pension ko.
WIFE: Pinakita mo na rin sana ang bird mo para may dagdag - disability benefits.
Let us join hands in saving Mother Earth
by: Camilo G. Garay, CPA
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
Global Warming is Really Happening
Funny pictures about global warming. Just for laughs but if we do not act responsibly, these can be real.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
MAKE A DIFFERENCE
A man was walking down the beach at sunset.
As, he walked along, he saw another man in the distance. He noticed this man kept leaning down, picking up something and throwing it out into the water, again and again.
As, he approached even closer, he noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had been washed up on the beach. He was throwing them back into the water, one by one.
Puzzled, he approached the man and said, "Good Evening. I was wondering what you are doing."
"I'm throwing these starfish back into the ocean.
You see, it's low tide and all these starfish have been washed up onto the shore.
If, I don't throw them back into the ocean, they'll die up here from lack of oxygen."
"But, there must be thousands of starfish on this beach. You can't possibly get to all of them.
And, don't you realize this is probably happening on hundreds of beaches all up and down this coast.
Can't you see that you can't possibly make a difference?"
The man bent down and picked up yet another starfish, and threw it back into the ocean.
With a smile he replied, "Made a difference to that one!!!"
Just remember, no matter how small the deed it really does makes a difference.
Make a difference today.
Do something nice for someone....
As, he walked along, he saw another man in the distance. He noticed this man kept leaning down, picking up something and throwing it out into the water, again and again.
As, he approached even closer, he noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had been washed up on the beach. He was throwing them back into the water, one by one.
Puzzled, he approached the man and said, "Good Evening. I was wondering what you are doing."
"I'm throwing these starfish back into the ocean.
You see, it's low tide and all these starfish have been washed up onto the shore.
If, I don't throw them back into the ocean, they'll die up here from lack of oxygen."
"But, there must be thousands of starfish on this beach. You can't possibly get to all of them.
And, don't you realize this is probably happening on hundreds of beaches all up and down this coast.
Can't you see that you can't possibly make a difference?"
The man bent down and picked up yet another starfish, and threw it back into the ocean.
With a smile he replied, "Made a difference to that one!!!"
Just remember, no matter how small the deed it really does makes a difference.
Make a difference today.
Do something nice for someone....
SUCCESS
The motivation to succeed comes from the burning desire to achieve a purpose.
Napoleon Hill wrote, "Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve."
A young man asked Socrates the secret to success.
Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning.
They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him toward the river.
When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water.
The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue.
Socrates pulled his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air.
Socrates asked, 'What did you want the most when you were there?"
The boy replied, "Air."
Socrates said, "That is the secret to success. When you
want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it."
There is no other secret.
Moral:
A burning desire is the starting point of all accomplishment. Just like a small fire cannot give much heat, a weak desire cannot produce great results.
Napoleon Hill wrote, "Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve."
A young man asked Socrates the secret to success.
Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning.
They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him toward the river.
When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water.
The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue.
Socrates pulled his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air.
Socrates asked, 'What did you want the most when you were there?"
The boy replied, "Air."
Socrates said, "That is the secret to success. When you
want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it."
There is no other secret.
Moral:
A burning desire is the starting point of all accomplishment. Just like a small fire cannot give much heat, a weak desire cannot produce great results.
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