When It Comes To Earning Money....... ....... A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in,as well as date when you may start. The man replied "But I don't have a computer,neither an email". "I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the
US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,"I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!" The man thought for a while and replied,"Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story....... ......... ..
Moral 1 Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2 If you don't have Internet, and work hard,you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3 If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl,than a millionaire. .........
p.s - Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Let us join hands in saving Mother Earth
by: Camilo G. Garay, CPA
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
Global Warming is Really Happening
Funny pictures about global warming. Just for laughs but if we do not act responsibly, these can be real.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
THE SEED
A successful businessman was growing old and
knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.
Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children,
he decided to do something different. He called all the young
executives in his company together.He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO.
I have decided to choose one of you. "The young executives were
Shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one
of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant
the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with
what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then
judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be
the next CEO."
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others,
received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the
story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted
the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had
grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began
to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.
Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.
By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have
a plant and he felt like a failure.
Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he
had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but
he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however.
He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the
seed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company
brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.
Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot.
But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick
to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment
of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot
to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety
of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful --
in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and
many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young
executives.
Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees,
and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will
be appointed the next CEO!"
All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with
his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to
the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a
failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened
to his seed - Jim told him the story.
The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim,
and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next
Chief Executive Officer!
His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow
his seed.
"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this
room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it,
and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds;
they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and
flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you
substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the
only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with
my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new
Chief Executive Officer! If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.
Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children,
he decided to do something different. He called all the young
executives in his company together.He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO.
I have decided to choose one of you. "The young executives were
Shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one
of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant
the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with
what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then
judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be
the next CEO."
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others,
received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the
story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted
the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had
grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began
to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.
Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.
By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have
a plant and he felt like a failure.
Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he
had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but
he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however.
He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the
seed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company
brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.
Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot.
But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick
to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment
of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot
to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety
of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful --
in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and
many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young
executives.
Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees,
and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will
be appointed the next CEO!"
All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with
his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to
the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a
failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened
to his seed - Jim told him the story.
The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim,
and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next
Chief Executive Officer!
His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow
his seed.
"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this
room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it,
and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds;
they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and
flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you
substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the
only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with
my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new
Chief Executive Officer! If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
Monday, June 29, 2009
HUGS
There's something in a simple hug
That always warms the heart,
It welcomes us back home
And makes it easier to part.
A hug is a way to share the joy
And sad times we go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you 'cause you're you.
Hugs are meant for anyone
For whom we really care,
From your grandma to your neighbor,
Or a cuddly teddy bear.
A hug is an amazing thing
It's just the perfect way
To show the love we're feeling
But can't find the words to say.
It's funny how a little hug
Makes everyone feel good;
In every place and language,
It's always understood.
And hugs don't need new equipment,
Special batteries or parts -
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts.
Here's a great big hug for you
I'm sending it your way
I hope it brings some cheer to you
And brightens up your day!
RECALL NOTICE
THIS IS A FORWARDED MESSAGE, PLS FORWARD/COPY IF YOU FEEL LIKE TOO:
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the
>primary and central component of the heart.
>
> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
>
> This defect has been technically termed, "Sub sequential Internal Non-morality" or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
>
>Some other symptoms:
> 1. Loss of direction
> 2. Foul vocal emissions
> 3. Amnesia of origin
> 4. Lack of peace and joy
> 5. Selfish, or violent behavior
> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
> 7. Fearfulness
> 8. Idolatry
> 9. Rebellion
>
> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of
>charge to correct this SIN defect.
>
> The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to
>bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is
>no additional fee required.
>
> The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
>Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
> Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into
>the heart component.
>
> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace
>it with:
> 1. Love
> 2. Joy
> 3. Peace
> 4. Patience
> 5. Kindness
> 6. Goodness
> 7. Faithfulness
> 8. Gentleness
> 9. Self control
>
> Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers
>Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of
>these fixes.
>
> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to
>dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human
>unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
>JESUS.
>
> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
>facility.
>
> Thank you for your immediate attention.
>
> Your Heavenly Repairman
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the
>primary and central component of the heart.
>
> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
>
> This defect has been technically termed, "Sub sequential Internal Non-morality" or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
>
>Some other symptoms:
> 1. Loss of direction
> 2. Foul vocal emissions
> 3. Amnesia of origin
> 4. Lack of peace and joy
> 5. Selfish, or violent behavior
> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
> 7. Fearfulness
> 8. Idolatry
> 9. Rebellion
>
> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of
>charge to correct this SIN defect.
>
> The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to
>bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is
>no additional fee required.
>
> The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
>Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
> Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into
>the heart component.
>
> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace
>it with:
> 1. Love
> 2. Joy
> 3. Peace
> 4. Patience
> 5. Kindness
> 6. Goodness
> 7. Faithfulness
> 8. Gentleness
> 9. Self control
>
> Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers
>Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of
>these fixes.
>
> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to
>dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human
>unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
>JESUS.
>
> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
>facility.
>
> Thank you for your immediate attention.
>
> Your Heavenly Repairman
Sunday, June 28, 2009
PASTORS IN DISTRESS
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing
after a busy Sunday.
They agreed it's so difficult preaching to people all the
time and no one preaches to them.
Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks
one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.
He said "guys it's rare to get such an opportunity to be
among ourselves like this. It would be good if we looked into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses".
They all agreed to this. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!
Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than
mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"
The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking.
They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share this to others! I will be back.
after a busy Sunday.
They agreed it's so difficult preaching to people all the
time and no one preaches to them.
Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks
one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.
He said "guys it's rare to get such an opportunity to be
among ourselves like this. It would be good if we looked into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses".
They all agreed to this. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!
Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than
mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"
The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking.
They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share this to others! I will be back.
Friday, June 26, 2009
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