THIS IS A FORWARDED MESSAGE, PLS FORWARD/COPY IF YOU FEEL LIKE TOO:
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the
>primary and central component of the heart.
>
> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
>
> This defect has been technically termed, "Sub sequential Internal Non-morality" or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
>
>Some other symptoms:
> 1. Loss of direction
> 2. Foul vocal emissions
> 3. Amnesia of origin
> 4. Lack of peace and joy
> 5. Selfish, or violent behavior
> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
> 7. Fearfulness
> 8. Idolatry
> 9. Rebellion
>
> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of
>charge to correct this SIN defect.
>
> The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to
>bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is
>no additional fee required.
>
> The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
>Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
> Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into
>the heart component.
>
> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace
>it with:
> 1. Love
> 2. Joy
> 3. Peace
> 4. Patience
> 5. Kindness
> 6. Goodness
> 7. Faithfulness
> 8. Gentleness
> 9. Self control
>
> Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers
>Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of
>these fixes.
>
> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to
>dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human
>unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
>JESUS.
>
> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
>facility.
>
> Thank you for your immediate attention.
>
> Your Heavenly Repairman
Let us join hands in saving Mother Earth
by: Camilo G. Garay, CPA
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
CEO, Camnao Enterprises
Our environment is fast deteriorating as we experience climatic changes. It poses a great threat not only to the existence of human beings, plants, animals but also brings along economic disaster.
We have felt frequent climatic turbulence such as flooding, stronger typhoons, drought, tornadoes, rising sea level, etc., which damages billions of dollars in properties as well as loss of lives.
The world leaders are formulating solutions to reduce the impact it entails without sacrificing the economic activities of the people.
One of the major contributors of this global warming is the smoke emitted from vehicles and engines of factories, various industries and companies. We may not easily reduce the contribution of our motoring public since it is the economic driver of businesses that deliver the transport of goods and services.
What we can do is to reduce the smoke emissions by treating the fuel that we are using to become combustion efficient lowering the harmful smoke emissions.
By then, it will not disrupt the movement of the product and services which are vital to the economic activities of the general public.
We recommend the use of biofuels that are known to further reduce smoke emissions while it improves engine performance that leads to additional fuel savings.
More info at:
Global Warming is Really Happening
Funny pictures about global warming. Just for laughs but if we do not act responsibly, these can be real.
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